Two and a half hours of watery confusion with Good-hearted tough-willed Keira Knightly sprinkled on top.
Regan Humphrey
After the heart of Davy Jones (Bill Nighy) falls into the hands of the East India Trading Company, Lord Cutler Jones (Tom Hollander) aims to rid the seas of pirates forever. Pirates everywhere are in hiding or on the run from the Royal Navy, except the one who might be able to help put Jones’ tyranny to an end: Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp), who’s trapped for an eternity in the purgatory of Davy Jones’ locker. The captain’s comrades seek him out, but not without starting a war.
REF SCORE: 35%
Soundtrack: 50%
Story: 100%
Writing: 30%
Diversity: 80%
Daring: 50%
Racism: PRESENT — 30%
Gender Bias: ADDRESSED — 50%
——————— PRESENT — 30%
Homophobia: ABSENT — 0%